A Bored Toy is a Dangerous Thing

Random and not so random thoughts. la_penguinita gave me the biggest calculator I've ever seen for xmas. It measures about 12" by 8" and is an amusement to all who see it on my desk. calanish pointed me to the correct site to get magnetic "L" plates, one of which now adorns my cube and should alert all that I am a "Learner" (if not "LAME") contracts person and to give me wide berth. la_penguinita makes lovely and wonderful cookies. I was, then wasn't, then was again now am not going to Arisia. I am very sad about this. I would like to spend all of tomorrow in bed. I doubt that will be allowed. Commute to work was only 15 minutes because hardly anyone was on the road. How lovely. I think I am going to go home soon because there is nothing for me to do here and I must somehow post the pictures of the calculator and "L" plate that are on my iPhone but plugging said iPhone into windoze box causes mouse to stop working. I like my blinking lights. I love my friends, especially the ones who have no qualms with telling me things like "you deserve better than this" and "stop being stupid." It's nice to be ABLE to stop being stupid rather than living teh stupid with no way out because you ARE teh stupid. Dear Goddess, thank you for not making me a box of rocks. Boss gave us lottery tickets for xmas. I wonder if they will score anything. Boss also gave us some really nice desk calendars. Between that and the lovely one la_penguinita gave me for the wall, I will never be asking "what's the date" in a loud and clueless voice to all and sundry. Why are sales critters in the conference room today? SHOO!

Do I have ADD? *ponder* Oh wait, the lights are blinking again. COOL!