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Today's bout of ADD includes:

• 13:40 Had a lovely party. Thanks to everyone for all the help/food/gifts/and stuff you weren't sposed to do. It was much appreciated and FUN! #

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Gone completely round the bend...

I just misread a tweet that Conan was going to TBS as some reference to Conan goes to TSA, creating a ridiculous picture inside my head of Conan the Barbarian checking carry on luggage.

Conan: You are only allowed 100 ml of liquid. This is much more than that
*takes out sword, slices bottle in half, contents trickles into bag contents*
Pax: Wait a minute! You just ruined my stuff!
Conan: No
*takes out sword, slices bag in half*
Conan: Now I have ruined your stuff.
Next pax in line: OMG! He's using the METRIC SYSTEM!!!