Inspriation comes from the strangest places....

[recalcitranttoy]

badmagic posted about how ridiculous an idea it was for McCain to be attempting to run on a "change" platform, and comparing him to an angora bunny. Given the amount of fluffy bunnies I deal with on a daily basis, I found that amusing, but then the evil ADD brain of mine switched into surreal mode, and remembered Saddam Hussein as a Southpark character singing about change. So I posed this to badmagic's journal, but decided to also post it here so I can own my psychosis more properly.


Some people say that I'm just a Shrub clone..
They may be right, they may be right.
But it's not as if I don't try..
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
My running mate's a GIRL that you can stare at
Any minute now I will be born again and again and again

Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a Mini Me of Dubya
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!

It's not my fault that I'm so spineless..
It's society, society.
It was the Viet Cong and 9/11..
And it made, a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I'll just deny there's a recession
Don't mention "Bush" til the election
Any minute now I will be born again!

Voters: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a know-nothing little butthole?
Hey Voters! By then it will be too late
I'll croak and you'll have my creationist running mate

Here I am, just watch me change..
Here you go, i'm changing!
Hey Voters!

I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change!
I can pretend I even have a new agenda!
Mark all complaints "return to sender"..
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've got no plans to make it better
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!

It's not my fault that i'm so useless..
It's my party, the GOP.
The same old crap or get no funding
And it made, a clone of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can pretend to feed the poor cake
While I provide the rich a tax break
Any minute now I will be born again!

Voters: But what if you never change?
Four more years of just the same crap
Hey Voters! POW, terrorist, 9/11
Even the boogeyman will vote for me.

Here I am, just watch me change..
Here you go, i'm changing!


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